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Saturday, September 20, 2003
Bill Gates Google?
The #Mensa Blog

astarte: oh great microsoft wants to buy google
Wenda: of course
Wenda: microsoft wants anything succesful!
astarte: i can't imagine bill gates controlling my searches
daphers: i used to use altavista til compaq got a hold of it
daphers: but it's not theirs anymore now, so i dunno if it's good again
Grax: "microsoft sucks" returns 2 results "no it doesn't" and "that's just a rumour started by the open source movement"
daphers: additional search returns: "open source is full of viruses" and "open source: see open sores..."

Friday, September 19, 2003
* clanger is... COOKING!
clanger tomato, red pepper and celery sauce with little bits of pasta
clanger my only worry is the peppers are still crunchy
clanger yes! the past five minutes of sweating have made the peppers soften
Nikina Hmm. Don't drip sweat on the peppers.
Nikina Pepperspiration.
clanger sauce is 99% onionsperation and 1% pepperspiration

Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Peterre sinks deeper and deeper into the mire...
peterre: Mrs Peterre claims to agree with my ideas on sound food, but when it actually comes down to it, when she cooks, it's cakes, or even horrible concoctions that use things like Mars Bars as ingredients
peterre: Mars Bar Cake
turtle_: that sounds too sweet
peterre: I don't know. I've never tried it
Inkanyezi: never ever?
peterre: never, ever, and never will
Inkanyezi: not even one tiny sliver?
peterre: well, er...
peterre: never, ever, recently
peterre: but never will again
Inkanyezi: how recently and how much?
peterre: Dunno that I should answer, on the grounds it might incriminate me
Inkanyezi: oh, it's too late for that
Inkanyezi: everything you say may be used against you
* peterre keeps quiet

Sunday, September 14, 2003
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